Anonymous asked: why are you always on tumblr so early?
girl i gotta job to get to
Anonymous asked: when did you come out?
i need to know who i’m talking to before i start talking about coming out because it’s a weird personal topic and i need to establish trust before i start talking about my weird personal things
i’d like to think that’s acceptable
Anonymous asked: how are the preschoolers?
but like, you do realize that the last person to whom I would disclose information about the kids would be an anonymous stranger on the internet
baseln asked: oh my god those helmets are so pretty!
If you do get one, make sure it’s the right size because mine is just a wee bit small. :)
california-expat asked: SORRY TO CREEP but that whale poster on your wall is glorious
i’m glad you think so
it’s a prized possession of mine
Anonymous asked: how are the bikes?
what is the deal with my life
Anonymous asked: whats at the bike shop?
or if you wanna come off anon we can talk
Anonymous asked: YOU
Anonymous asked: what does Metasepia pfefferi mean?
Metasepia pfefferi is the scientific name for my favorite species of cuttlefish, the flamboyant cuttlefish.
It’s super cool because it walks along the seafloor rather than swimming like most cuttlefish. It’s also highly toxic and (like most cuttlefish and many cephalopods) can drastically alter its color and texture to hide or to warn predators. Lastly, it’s tiny (like 3 inches in length) and therefore adorable.
Anonymous asked: every single one of your readers
I have readers?
good golly gosh it’s nice to meet you and know who you are
Anonymous asked: hows your love life
I would be so much more willing to have this conversation if I knew who was asking
Anonymous asked: who's the guy
I never tell you specifics!
Anonymous asked: Yup, you do! For some reason, I feel less creepy to ask you as an anon. hahaha
I spent a long time looking for a gif to respond to this with
and this is what I got
yeah not my finest
if I know you, then it’s not creepy to message me off-anon
seriously I don’t bite
Anonymous asked: 1. I like your use of gifs, and 2. I would have danced with you last night if only I had seen you!
hi I’m Miles do I know you already
Anonymous asked: how unfortunate
Don’t worry girlfriend, I still had fun!